This is a bonus post for this week.
It is in response to two of my concerned friends I made this summer in Boston.
See their
video for more. Also you may want to check out the
Max the Cat Music Video for a reference to the last part.
It is (mostly) a work of fiction, and I just wanted to have some fun.
I know this isn’t in perfect keeping with the plan of this blog, but I am very confident that God appreciates me using my (incredibly limited) talents, and responding to my friends (something I have not done a good job with).
Now on with the tale…
This is my story. To those who read it, please share my story. As with my recent luck I don’t know that I will be able to spread it. Tragedy could strike at any moment, and these words must be spread. It is a story of intrigue and adventure, happiness and sorrow, terror and joy. I recently almost fell off of the face of the Earth.
To those who don’t know I had a fantastic recent summer check out my
former blog for full details.
I met a wonderful group of people, and it was bittersweet when I had to leave them (happy to come home, sad they wouldn’t be coming with).
Everyone made plans to keep in touch. Numbers and addresses were exchanged. A
Facebook thread was even made, and everyone joined, so you could just post things to it, and everyone would receive it. I returned home safely, and spent a few weeks at home before school started.
This is when tragedy almost struck. I was driving along highway 30 and listening to Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture. As I typically do when this particular piece comes on I began to conduct to it (not proper conducting, but the kind that a 10 year old, who has watched other people conduct, would do).
In the climax of the song I got a little carried away, and I may have veered off the road. I jerked the steering wheel to correct myself, and get back on the road, but simultaneously my steering wheel locked, and my brakes went out (I love my Bonneville, but at 165,000 here day was coming).
Being the amazing person I am, I kept my cool, and just let my car coast. I was out in the country, and no houses or people were nearby that I could harm, and I had my phone on me. As soon as the car slowed down enough I would shift to park, get out and call for help.
This was a brilliant plan, but as I slowed to my stop I realized that I was driving towards a cliff. I didn’t know of any big drops in Nebraska. Mostly it’s just flat. I flung off my seat belt as fast as I could (of course I was wearing it), and flung the door open to dive out, but it was too late.
I approached the edge, and I realized two things: First that I wasn’t going to be able to get out in time, and more importantly that I wasn’t approaching a cliff, I was approaching the cliff. It was the edge of the Earth. I dove out of my car as it went over the edge, but I was already falling. As I kicked myself away from the door I was just able to grab a piece of Earth with my left hand (I know, I am pretty impressive).
I made the slow climb back to Earth. I had fallen about a mile and a half, so the climb took me longer than I would have liked (about 32 minutes). I finally got back and called for my sister to come pick me up. She arrived and I told her about my whole ordeal.
Now I know you’re thinking to yourself, “Michael you fool, if your sister knows the story, why do you have to tell us all to ensure that it is told? The story has already been told.
That’s the crazy part. As we started to drive off, an alien ship abducted us. They were going to perform experiments on us, and the first thing they did was wipe my sisters memory. Fortunately we escaped, but that’s a story for a different day.
All I wanted to do today was put to rest all of the rumors.
1. Yes I am busy, but no more than the average college student.
2. No I have not become an alcoholic. I am proud to say that in my 21 years, 3 months, and 11 days, I have still never had an alcoholic drink.
3. I am not married. I haven’t seen the last girl who proposed to me in some time, and I just haven’t been able to get in a serious relationship since then.
4 and 5. I have not been turned into a small bird or child. Trust me, small is not the word used to describe me.
End of Story.
And with that I want to thank you all for putting up with this terribly long post. I love you all, and hope to do a better job of keeping up with my good friends. Check back Thursday for the next conversation post. Until next time.
All for the Glory of God.